Topic: A Tractor...

[patootie]

Cletus & Billy Bob
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> 
> Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap
> in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in
> front of an old green John Deere.
> Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides
> off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He
> then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
> overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
> Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
> Stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
> his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
> 
> 
> Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya
> doing, Billy Bob?"
> 
> 
> "Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
> obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
> "But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
> d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
> a tractor'."
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>
> Don't make me come 'splain this to you!

[Phoenix]

So glad I'm not a redneck!