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Offline Phoenix

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Impossible to Please
« on: September 23, 2010, 07:58:31 PM »
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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Impossible to Please
« on: September 23, 2010, 07:58:31 PM »

Offline ninjastrat

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2010, 08:23:59 PM »
 :laughing4:
Ride like you stole it

Offline Viking

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 05:43:23 PM »
There's a hotel across the road "For Men Only".

1st floor the sign reads "The women here like sex".

The 2nd floor sign reads "The women here like sex, have money and drink beer".

The 3rd and 4th floor have never been visited.
I feel a case of kleptomania coming on...I should take something for it.

Offline suzukinduced

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 08:41:26 PM »
Women will never truley be happy because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2010, 07:58:35 AM »
There's a hotel across the road "For Men Only".

1st floor the sign reads "The women here like sex".

The 2nd floor sign reads "The women here like sex, have money and drink beer".

The 3rd and 4th floor have never been visited.

Love it!!   :evil6:
If you can't be satisfied with the advice of experts that it's "piss" and not wine then what do you have to do, drink it?
Well it's not a Kawasaki...... so if your expectations are low you'll be fine.

Offline NinjaGal

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2010, 12:15:35 PM »
Women will never truley be happy because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money


Nope!  Some women only love men for their fast cars!

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Offline johnboy

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2010, 12:27:27 PM »
Women will never truley be happy because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money
to funny  :laughing4: :laughing4:

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Re: Impossible to Please
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2010, 12:30:59 PM »
A women is like a Tsunami , wet and wild to begin with then they take your house and car  :evil6:

 

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