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Offline patootie

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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« on: February 10, 2010, 06:04:37 AM »
A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley 
 

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together..

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.  Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!  Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.   

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.  Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: BFF's! 

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into the mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.   

The moral of the story?? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!) ...
 
 

'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks! "
« Last Edit: February 10, 2010, 01:34:32 PM by patootie »
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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« on: February 10, 2010, 06:04:37 AM »

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Re: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 07:46:41 AM »
 :laughing4:

Quote from: patootie on February 10, 2010, 06:04:37 AM
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: BFF's!

Did you add this part in yourself?!  :confused5:
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2010, 09:41:53 AM »
Quote from: patootie on February 10, 2010, 06:04:37 AM
A Horse, A Chicken & A Sportbike
 

Typo?
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2010, 10:20:10 AM »
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2010, 12:10:39 PM »
So...

Which one is it?  Gotta know which one I have to buy  ;)

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Re: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2010, 01:33:39 PM »
Quote from: suffocated on February 10, 2010, 07:46:41 AM
:laughing4:

Quote from: patootie on February 10, 2010, 06:04:37 AM
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: BFF's!

Did you add this part in yourself?!  :confused5:
You know it girlfriend!  It originally said "best friends, & pals for life" -- LOL.  Too bad you can't make it out Sat. night, thought maybe we could do our hair together, and maybe I could catch a ride with you.
And yes, it was a typo, sorry.  Fixed!
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2010, 06:41:40 PM »
Quote from: patootie on February 10, 2010, 01:33:39 PM
You know it girlfriend!  It originally said "best friends, & pals for life" -- LOL.  Too bad you can't make it out Sat. night, thought maybe we could do our hair together, and maybe I could catch a ride with you.

LOL.... Yeah, really wanted to go.. feels like I haven't seen everyone in a while!
Hurry up March! Then we can go riding with our hair flowing out of our helmets!!
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2010, 11:06:05 AM »
Quote from: suffocated on February 10, 2010, 06:41:40 PM
Quote from: patootie on February 10, 2010, 01:33:39 PM
You know it girlfriend!  It originally said "best friends, & pals for life" -- LOL.  Too bad you can't make it out Sat. night, thought maybe we could do our hair together, and maybe I could catch a ride with you.

LOL.... Yeah, really wanted to go.. feels like I haven't seen everyone in a while!
Hurry up March! Then we can go riding with our hair flowing out of our helmets!!
Your hair must grow realy fast!!!!
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Re: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2010, 11:42:44 AM »
Quote from: johnboy on February 11, 2010, 11:06:05 AM
Your hair must grow realy fast!!!!

He's been braiding his pubes since he was 12.  :evil6:

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Re: A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2010, 01:37:53 PM »
Quote from: exc911ence on February 11, 2010, 11:42:44 AM
Quote from: johnboy on February 11, 2010, 11:06:05 AM
Your hair must grow realy fast!!!!

He's been braiding his pubes since he was 12.  :evil6:

He's only been 12 for 6 months. :evil6:
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