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Offline Gixxer06

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Origin of Yodeling
« on: May 22, 2008, 06:16:28 AM »

Yodeling

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
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Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland.

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.  He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, 'Who is that man going into the barn?'

'That fellow is traveling through,' said the farmer. 'and needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn.'

The daughter said, 'Perhaps he is hungry.'  So she prepared him a plate of food and took it out to the barn.

About an hour later the daughter returned, her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair.  Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer's wife was very observant.  She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour.  Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly.  She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned the visitor was gone she burst into tears.  'How could he leave without even saying goodbye?,' she cried.  'We made such passionate love last night!'

'What?', shouted the father, as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man who by now was halfway up the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, 'I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!'

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out.....
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Origin of Yodeling
« on: May 22, 2008, 06:16:28 AM »

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Re: Origin of Yodeling
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 06:21:22 AM »
Did you just have a flashback to "The Sound of Music" too.   :evil6:
If you can't be satisfied with the advice of experts that it's "piss" and not wine then what do you have to do, drink it?
Well it's not a Kawasaki...... so if your expectations are low you'll be fine.

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Re: Origin of Yodeling
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 08:38:57 AM »
That totally contradicts the Ricola ads. My world is shattered....
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Re: Origin of Yodeling
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 08:42:32 AM »
Mine too.
If you can't be satisfied with the advice of experts that it's "piss" and not wine then what do you have to do, drink it?
Well it's not a Kawasaki...... so if your expectations are low you'll be fine.

 

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